The Tau Of Vas'Quez 4
Very Most Revered Aun'El Ethereal Caste Nobles
Three nagging, complaining and haughty ruling Ethereal Caste nobles are bad enough. When they are all disgraced nobles and have been sent into exile as 'Observers' of every little thing you do, they become a force such that you prefer having the Eldar shoot at you. Poor Commander WarmRain.
Aun'El First Snow (Aun O'Aloh) and Aun'El Autumn Sun(Aun Fio'Shas'ka - front two in photo above) are basically the Tau equivalent of Bill and Ted, or perhaps Bob and Doug (or Beavis and Butthead), only spoiled rotten by wealth and power. Inseparable, the two refuse to do anything unless they are there together. This is usually trouble, primarily because, having been introduced to ancient martial arts films by the Gui'la programmer that developed the 'Real Personality' system used on the Vas'Quez Drones, First Snow and Autumn Sun want to be kung fu stars.
This would be OK if they could fight, or more accurately defend, which they utterly cannot. To say they have glass jaws is to ignore the quivering tapioca that actually form their lower lips. These two go down faster than an Imperial Space Marine in a monastery cloister.
As long as WarmRain keeps them plied with liquid rations and crates of old movies from nearby Terran colonies, they aren't so bad. Mostly.
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