It's all REAL! seriously!
every bit of it! It absolutely astounds me
and I am so excited about
the fact that it is all
as real as real,

Heck, it's REALER THAN REAL!

It's TRUE, it's so powerful and REAL
and true and real and actually happening!!!

I mean WOW! I can't believe this, it's....

Oh, crap.

I guess I was just deluding
myself again.