Set in the Conversion Bureau universe, two young men face the inevitable totality of the expansion of Equestria into our world, and in the decision of one to choose transformation, both must come to an understanding about what is truly important about the meaning of self.

WARNING: Contains adult language and common expletives.

The first story of the 'Lost In The Herd' series of vignettes about ordinary people caught up in the Conversion Bureau universe.